Friday, January 16, 2009
You know how your nose starts dripping when you go outside in the cold? That's pretty chilly.

How about when you go outside and the tip of your nose starts to hurt? That's pretty damn cold.

What about when you walk from your car to your office building and your nose starts dripping, the tip of it hurts and then you feel your nostril hairs freezing? That's really fucking cold.

Friday, January 16, 2009 at 7:10am is really fucking cold.

Friday, January 09, 2009
You know those little signature boxes at stores that you have to sign in with the plastic "pen"? They don't actually care what they look like.

Fortune for the day
Friday, January 02, 2009
A pleasant surprise is in store for you soon.

Interpretation: Someone is going to buy my house and it could be you!