Wednesday, June 27, 2007
My fortune cookie fortune the other day:

"You can't aim a duck to death."

It's a Blob!
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
My husband and I are expecting and yes it's a gray blob. Actually, I was quite surprised to see a face, arms and legs instead of the usual indistinct gray blob. This was an especially active blob too since it was bobbing, weaving and punching in combinations (at 8 weeks no less!). This will be one kick-ass blob when it gets bigger.

Word of advice
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Don't ever leave your lovely cool bottle of water sitting next to the fan opening on your laptop. You will most assuredly lose the lovely and cool part of your bottle of water and get something more like hot summer puddle water.

You bet your sweet patootey!
I got this in one of my many email inboxes today:

MSNBC Breaking News: AP: Thousands of Turkish troops cross Iraq border to chase Kurd guerrillas

I would love to see turkeys chasing turd covered least I think that's what it said.