You are somewhat of a mystery. You are a surprise around every corner. You make me laugh, you make me cry. You make me occasionally want to tie you up, duct tape your mouth shut, and shove you in a closet, but that is a much rarer urge than when we had 3 and 3/4 living in our house.
You went from ecstatic about picking out winter tights and snow boots at Target, to wanting to bawl your eyes right out of your precious, little head because you NEVER get to buy pretty shoes.
You went from thrilled about getting your friend a birthday present for her party, to screeching about NEVER getting to buy a toy horse for yourself.
You went from supremely happy about visiting the pets at the pet store, to going prone on the ground because you NEVER get to have any pets.
Note to all parents out there. Don't take 4 and 3/4s to the pet store unless you plan to come home with a fuzzy, cute bunny and his bunny friend. The alternaive option is to go with the rule "you must be at least 11 to own a rabbit". Rules rule 4 and 3/4's life. Rabbit ownership was dodged for at least another 6 and 1/4 years. *phew*
You went from ecstatic about picking out winter tights and snow boots at Target, to wanting to bawl your eyes right out of your precious, little head because you NEVER get to buy pretty shoes.
You went from thrilled about getting your friend a birthday present for her party, to screeching about NEVER getting to buy a toy horse for yourself.
You went from supremely happy about visiting the pets at the pet store, to going prone on the ground because you NEVER get to have any pets.
Note to all parents out there. Don't take 4 and 3/4s to the pet store unless you plan to come home with a fuzzy, cute bunny and his bunny friend. The alternaive option is to go with the rule "you must be at least 11 to own a rabbit". Rules rule 4 and 3/4's life. Rabbit ownership was dodged for at least another 6 and 1/4 years. *phew*
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