Pregnancy Perks
Thursday, August 19, 2010
- Oops, sorry about that huge mistake or forgetting all about fulfulling your request. I have pregnancy brain.

- Finally getting in front of the bitch that cut you off twice at the grocery store and leaving a smelly pregnancy induced stink bomb in your wake.
- Contractions! I have contractions and must sit and do nothing immediately! Excuse me while I park myself in the recliner and check Facebook on my phone.
- Looking forward to the good drugs that will be coming my way soon.
- The kicks, punches and squirms of this little person inside me. Yes, I can have them as both a negative and a postive. This is my blog, so suck it.
- Taking backache and hip pain breaks at work. So, this is what it is like to be a smoker and take smoke breaks. Genius!
- Seeing eyes light up when people see me and they enthusiastically ask when I'm due with genuine interest and delight.
- Using those expectant or new mother parking spots guilt free.
- Imagining this little one in my arms and how she got there with the fastest and easiest labor and delivery ever. See, I can still dream while pregnant. It's the during and after that takes that lovely dream away.


Blogger Becky said...

I totally used one of those parking spots myself the other day. It felt fabulous! haha!

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