Scene: Night-time, in bed, I'm massaging my very sore husband after his long bike and serious swim training.
Me: We should come up with some stuff to take on vacation so our daughter has plenty to do in the car and during the day of your actual bike ride while we hang out at some of the water stops to cheer for you.
Husband: Good idea. Shrek is an obvious choice with the portable DVD player.
Me: Some other movies, maybe some coloring books and crayons and of course lots of stickers and blank paper.
(pause)
Me: What do you think? Is there anything else we should take?
Husband (mumbling): No, I think it would have trouble broadcasting into space.
Me: What did you just say?
Husband (mumbling): I think it would have trouble broadcast...(slurpy sounds and a little cough). Never mind.
Me: Were you asleep?
Husband: I think so.
I'm still snickering this morning. Especially the part where he woke up mid-ridiculous sentence and had to slurp his drool back in. Priceless.
Me: We should come up with some stuff to take on vacation so our daughter has plenty to do in the car and during the day of your actual bike ride while we hang out at some of the water stops to cheer for you.
Husband: Good idea. Shrek is an obvious choice with the portable DVD player.
Me: Some other movies, maybe some coloring books and crayons and of course lots of stickers and blank paper.
(pause)
Me: What do you think? Is there anything else we should take?
Husband (mumbling): No, I think it would have trouble broadcasting into space.
Me: What did you just say?
Husband (mumbling): I think it would have trouble broadcast...(slurpy sounds and a little cough). Never mind.
Me: Were you asleep?
Husband: I think so.
I'm still snickering this morning. Especially the part where he woke up mid-ridiculous sentence and had to slurp his drool back in. Priceless.
1 Comments:
That totally happens in our house too! Generally it is a work-related comment that he starts murmuring to something completely unrelated. haha!
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