Open Letter
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Dear Office Cleaning Lady,

I know that your job isn't the most glamorous in the world and I know that you work hard at what you do every day. I see you vacuuming the carpets, scrubbing the toilets and mopping the floors. I know it can't be easy to come in knowing you have to empty our trash cans filled with chewed up apple cores, left-over Chinese food containers and empty pop bottles mixed in with miscellaneous office paper. Your job isn't all roses and rainbows* and I realize this, but with you having the title of "cleaning lady", I have to assume that you are familiar with the products that are available these days called soap, shampoo and deoderant. They aren't so new that you, in your more advanced years, (not too advanced!) would not be aware of these products. Just in case you haven't heard of them they are available at most grocery stores, drug stores and discount department stores. I would like to kindly suggest that you pick some up tonight after work. It would be nice to walk into the bathroom after you have walked out from "cleaning" it and not gag from the overwhelming stench coming from your unwashed, unkempt body that has permeated every corner of the "clean" bathroom.

Thanks much,
Your adoring office workers


*Rainbows must smell nice because they are pretty


1 Comments:

Blogger Fifty K said...

OMG! You are too funny. How ironic that it is the cleaning lady with the body odor problems.

At least your cleaning lady "cleans" though. Our cleaning people just empty trash. That's it.

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