W (reflecting): Our new kitchen faucet is HUGE!
H: I wish my dick were that huge. I could slay animals with it.
W: That would be a lot of trouble having a dick that huge. It would drag on the ground or chafe a lot against your leg.
H: I could swing it back and forth-taking animals out by clubbing them with it.
W: You could design pants with an actual third leg just for your huge dick and that could avoid the whole chafing issue.
H: That would be sweet.
H: I wish my dick were that huge. I could slay animals with it.
W: That would be a lot of trouble having a dick that huge. It would drag on the ground or chafe a lot against your leg.
H: I could swing it back and forth-taking animals out by clubbing them with it.
W: You could design pants with an actual third leg just for your huge dick and that could avoid the whole chafing issue.
H: That would be sweet.
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I think I just pee'd my pants.
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